Dear Mr. Nixon, and the secretary who is reading this,

Thought you could fool me, huh? I know how secretaries always read people's mail and answer: Signed, Richard M. Nixon.

My hobby is collecting president pictures straight from the White House. So far I have pictures from Kennedy and Johnson. This hobby of mine is kind of slow-every four or eight years. But when I'm around 99 years old I'll have lots of president pictures.

Will you please send me some pictures of President Nixon? Thank you!

Dear President Nixon,

I watched the inauguration on TV at school and I am very happy you are our new President. Will you please send me a few pictures of you and please send me about 3 or 4 pictures of your whole family.

P.S. I think both of your daughters and your wife are all very pretty and your O.K. too.